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Re: IFIC's New Survey (and an addendum to my last post) (fwd)





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Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 12:08:40 -0500 (EST)
From: Betty Martini <betty@noel.pd.org>
Reply-To: Ban-GEF@lists.txinfinet.com
To: Ban-GEF@lists.txinfinet.com
Subject: Re: IFIC's New Survey (and an addendum to my last post)

                          ODE TO THE IFIC

           The Chemist and the Stockbroker
           Were walking hand in hand
           They wept like anything to see
           Pure food throughout the land
           "If this were only synthesized"
           They said "it would be grand!"
           If seven plants with seven vats
           Boiled it for half a year
           Do you suppose the chemist said
           That they could make it queer?

           Hydrogenated vegetable oils
           Chlorinated Hydrocarbons in our soils
           Organophosphates on Romaine
           Formaldehyde to fry your brain
           Neurotoxic NutraSweet
           In 9000 foods we eat
           Monosodium Glutimate
           IFIC says they're all great
           
           Don't mind if you go blind
           Or leave your brains behind
           You're just another consumer honey
           So get back in line and spend your money

            By Betty Martini (permission to publish with author's name)


Look for IFIC's next endorsements
            
            Advantages of arsenic
            Cooking with cyanide
            Plutonium Peach Parfait
            Learning to love lead

                           Regards,
                           Betty Martini
                           Mission Possible
        
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For more information on aspartame email:    betty@pd.org
    TYPE:    sendme help        on the Subject Line
                          1. Take the 60-day No Aspartame Test and
  Mission Possible                send us your case history.
5950-H State Bridge Rd.   2. Tell your doctor and all of your friends!
     Suite 215            3. Return Asparcidal food to the store. Anything
 Duluth, GA 30155  USA       with Monsanto's NutraSweet/Equal/Spoonful
                                  or Benevia or NatraTaste
VISIT  http://www.dorway.com/possible.html  Get links to 29 other sites.
       http://www.tiac.net/users/mgold/aspartame/  FAQs/Toxicity Reports
  
    Disability and Death are not acceptable costs of business!